Friday, September 27, 2013

The Devil is in the Madhouse with Six Dead Boys


Patient: @JustAfterSunset
Illness: 666 Twitter Followers

Today the Devil made his way into the Madhouse with 666 followers trailing behind him. So in celebration of all things wrong, scary, and unholy, I wrote you guys a poem to celebrate one of my biggest fears: numbers.

Ugh. I've always hated math!

Stay Scared,
Stephanie M. Wytovich

Six Dead Boys

Six boys got in a fight
and shot each other dead,
so the Devil sent them to Heaven
for a time out.
God made them pray,
made them ask for forgiveness.
and after hours of saying rosaries,
after days of fulfilling contrition
those six dead boys never killed each other again.